The Offspring - "Why Don't You Get A Job?"
Track 11 on the album "Americana"

This is a VERY easy song...It has a very similar pattern
throughout the chorus and verse, and the break is nothing
special either...enjoy!

Chords:

    F         Bb         C           G
e---1----------1---------3-----------3------------|
B---1----------3---------5-----------3------------|
G---2----------3---------5-----------4------------|
D---3----------3---------5-----------5------------|
A---3----------1---------3-----------5------------|
E---1--------------------------------3------------|

VERSE 1: (No guitar this verse!!)

My friend's got a girlfriend
Man he hates that bitch
He tells me every day
He says "Man I really gotta lose my chick
In the worst kind of way"

VERSE 2:
F
She sits on her ass
Bb
He works his hands to the bone
F                       C
To give her money every payday
F                                 Bb
But she wants more dinero just to stay at home
F                   C       F
Well my friend, you gotta say

CHORUS:
F                            Bb
I won't pay, I won't pay ya, No Way-ay-ay-ay
F                C             F
Na na, why don't you get a job?
F                          Bb
Say no way, say no way-ah, no way-ay-ay-ay
F                C             F
Na na, why don't you get a job?

VERSE 3:
F                              Bb
I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
F                              C 
To keep her bill collectors at bay
F                              Bb
I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
F                     C              F
Cause that girl's got expensive taste

CHORUS

BREAK:
Bb
Well I guess it ain't easy
                 F
Doing nothing at alllllllll  ohhhh yeahhhh
Bb
But hey man free rides just don't
       G            C
Come along every day

(Let me tell you about my other friend now)

VERSE 4:
F
My friend's got a boyfriend
        Bb
Man she hates that dick
F                     C
She tells me every day
F                            Bb
He wants more dinero just to stay at home
F                   C        F
Well my friend, you gotta say

CHORUS (x2)

ENDING:
F                                Bb
I won't give you no money, I'll always pay
F                C             F
Na na, why don't you get a job?
F                          Bb
Say no way, say no way-ah, no way-ay-ay-ay
F                C              END on F
Na na, why don't you get a job?

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Well, that's it!  During the chorus, break, and
ending, play the chords in the "ska upstroke" (just
hit the highest 4 strings).  It's not too hard.

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