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Title: Re: Embarassing Goo Moments Post by Silvergirl on Dec 4th, 2006, 3:16pm Are ya sure ya wanna hear this LOL... Vegas 2003.....once upon a time a goober and her sis hopped a flight to sin city to see their fave band..ring in the goo year, like most girls she wanted to wear something a little fancy and a little sexy...it's NYE and it's her first time in Vegas C'mon ;D...So she picks out this little black halter number with a little satin tie in back, now she is a bit ahem *cough* modest in the chest and wanted a bit of ooopmph and really didn't feel like nippin..so thought some pasties would be appropriate...(really she was afraid some yahoo would reach out and untie the little satin ribbon).. So off to Caesars NYE day..Victoria's Secret was an absolute madhouse..Kmart during a blue light special I swear to GOD!!! panties were flying..grown women were going to blows..dude it was ugly! I see thes silicone stick~a~ma Boobies...It seemed like a good idea at the time, they were the only ones left..and the hyena's were circling me..freakin me out a little...60 $ later..OY!!! So far so good..looked great felt great..I was enjoying the show...however I hadn't read the Cinderella Clause..who reads the fine print anyway?? midnight comes..and I can not only feel but I can hear these things decompressing....OH GOD..so now I am trying to smoosh them back on, and which looks like me feeling myself up...so I come clean to all those around me re: my dilemma, the guys laugh..the women are much more sympathetic offer tips on duct tape :shakehead: So I warn everyone that I am cutting the girls loose and hollor BOMBS AWAY and shake em to the floor and I boot em'....about 15 min later I see some dood (far) off to my right slip a little and bend down..I'm thinkin goo god NO, he is going to pick them up and throw em and Johnny is going to get beaned it the head with my stick~a~ma boobs...and I am going to be completly mortified :hahaha: but thank god I didn't see any boobs take flight...So there ya have it folks...a new story for all those who hadn't heard it before Enjoy~ Teri~ |
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Title: Re: Embarassing Goo Moments Post by The Purple O on Dec 4th, 2006, 4:43pm Hmm When I went to my first GGD concert (this summer) I didn't know the John, Robby or Mikes name. All I knew was the lead vocalists last name was Rzeznik. :o |
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Title: Re: Embarassing Goo Moments Post by Johns_chick on Dec 4th, 2006, 9:19pm on 12/04/06 at 15:16:58, Silvergirl wrote:
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Title: Re: Embarassing Goo Moments Post by blessed_by_goo on Dec 4th, 2006, 9:55pm HOLY SHIT TERI...... I am laughing so hard hubby just came down from bed to find out why I was laughing!!!!! I laugh also because I just had a similar experience at a goo show..... OMG.... ok I went to Walmart looking for a little extra support.... (sorry guys) but after breastfeeding two kids I have little to brag about anymore they sag so bad it ain't funny.... So I fig ok I got this kick ass shirt, but it reveals cleavage i no longer can keep up on my own. So ANYWAY I got to Walmart and buy some of those silicone filled inserts that you put under your puppies too boost 'em. TAKE THIS AS A WORD OF ADVICE DON'T BUY THESE IF YOU INTEND ON SWEATING LIKE I DO AT A GOO SHOW!!!! Talk about slippery When Wet! I had bought the whole assembly two fake boobs and a nice boob pusher bra, I had it all goin on. Well I wore it on the WORST day possible to the New Hampshire show this summer....98 degrees and 100 percent humidity. i had a press pit pass, I'm up there taking snap shots of the guys. You only have the 1st three songs from the set to snap like a mad person and I'm sweating like pig! All of a sudden as I stand just below my man in bright lights....I feel the suckers sliding outta the holster. OMG, OMG, OMG......what the hell do I do. It's gonna fall to the ground and burst like a water balloon and since I am one of few up there...it will be seen by all (ESPECIALLY JOHN). I'm trying to make it look like I'm manuvering the camera around and fidgiting with that, all the while I'm giving myself the most maddened feel job you've ever seen in your life. I still to this day say that John had a sneaking suspicion I was getting off or something. I finally managed to move the slimey basturd to an armpit and hold her firmly till I returned (happily) to my seat to remove them both...... OMG the whole moment of the press pit pass was totally ruined thanks to my vein efforts to possess what I nolonger got. Thanks Teri.... I havn't laughed that hard in a L O N G TIME! |
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Title: Re: Embarassing Goo Moments Post by blessed_by_goo on Dec 4th, 2006, 9:57pm and your K~mart Blue light special comment brought back some happy memories of laughter from Detroit ...so thanks for that as well..... |
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Title: Re: Embarassing Goo Moments Post by blessed_by_goo on Dec 4th, 2006, 10:01pm another goeey screw up....not nearly as funny but an honest to god mouth in motion before brain was in gear moment.... I'm standing outside the portland Dome collecting for USA Harvest.... and Brad comes walking out and I go HEY KOREL....he says I'm not Koral, I'm Brad ..... :o NOW you all know I know who the hell they are ..... ::) TOTAL BRAIN FART! What could i say ???....as he stands there looking at me like dugh :P....I just said thats what I meant :P..... I'm such an idiot! ::) |
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Title: Re: Embarassing Goo Moments Post by Shannon on Dec 4th, 2006, 10:21pm Kari....you totally crack me up. I miss your humor around here. What a story! Teri....your experience was classic as well. I think the rule of thumb here is don't mess with mother nature....lol |
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Title: Re: Embarassing Goo Moments Post by blessed_by_goo on Dec 4th, 2006, 10:42pm AMEN SISTA ;D :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: and you should all know I would never post that anywhere BUT here..... LOL |
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Title: Re: Embarassing Goo Moments Post by Shannon on Dec 4th, 2006, 10:45pm I noticed that little tid bit was conveniently omitted from the review over the summer :P It just makes your review, experience and post that much better knowing this now ;) Poor Drew/Shade/blue O. He's going to regret starting this post now. It's all about the girls and their many malfunctions....lol |
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Title: Re: Embarassing Goo Moments Post by blessed_by_goo on Dec 4th, 2006, 11:14pm Hey look at John...he had a bunch of sistas running around....look at the man he turned out to be. This is GOOd stuff he may wanna pay attention. Get some good tips it will help him understand the female species better and he'll benefit. |
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Title: Re: Embarassing Goo Moments Post by YoursGOOLY on Dec 4th, 2006, 11:27pm Now you will all know how I attained my "Mellie-manhandler" nickname... I was trying to put my arm around John for the M&G picture when I met the Goos back in July (at the Oneida Casino in Green Bay, WI) I was literally squeezing my arm between John's back and the tour bus he was leaning against. I must have "caught some skin" because my friend heard him say "oooooh, I'm getting manhandled over here." *SNAP!* It was at that particular moment that the photo was taken...hence the "goofy" grin on his face in the photo below. :embarrass: I will never live that down. :eyeroll: Melissa a.k.a. MellieGoo |
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Title: Re: Embarassing Goo Moments Post by the red o on Dec 5th, 2006, 2:20am on 12/04/06 at 22:21:49, Shannon wrote:
Since this thread has already deteriorated to fake boob stories, I don't feel bad going off topic even more... According to the seamstress lady who did the fitting for my bridesmaid dress this past summer, it is easier to 'fill out' a dress than it is to alter the chest area of the dress drastically. So I reluctantly accepted her suggestion. So for about 12 hours I had boobs. They got in the way of everything and I hated them. I feel bad for all of you who have them and can't take them out when you feel like it. :D |
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Title: Re: Embarassing Goo Moments Post by the green o on Dec 5th, 2006, 12:27pm PEOPLE! You are GOOBers, not BOOBers! :eyeroll: |
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Title: Re: Embarassing Goo Moments Post by catzi1966 on Dec 5th, 2006, 1:22pm on 12/05/06 at 12:27:44, the green o wrote:
I am certainly the poster-child for that comment - LOL! That reminds me of the conversation my fiance' and I had about the shirt I'm wearing to the show tonight. I'm pretty UN-endowed, and my shirt is pretty low-cut, so I've been trying to figure out how to pin it up a bit so it's not so low.............. my fiance' says "What's wrong with a little cleavage?" my response to that was "Nothing, but "a little" is all I've got!" I've been fearful of the stick-ons and now I'm glad I'm going as is - I don't want to have a story like those! (no offense at all - that's actually the sorts of things that happen to me daily) I don't have a story to offer to the thread right now.......... but my M & G is in 4 hours.............. *bites newly-painted nails in nervousness* so I may have one to post tomorrow!!! |
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Title: Re: Embarassing Goo Moments Post by Johns_chick on Dec 5th, 2006, 8:30pm I bought some stick on's wow bad idea. Looks like i will be making a trip back to the mall tommorow. LOL! HAHA Mel that was too funny, he said he was being manhandled haha!!! Kayla~ |
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Title: Re: Embarassing Goo Moments Post by Christian on Dec 5th, 2006, 10:28pm Although I don't have anything close to those stories(I'd be worried if I did have a fake boob story to talk about), I do have a story, although probably not as entertaining. I was at a Goo show for the GF tour. The seating sort of all went to hell and there were more than a few people at the stage, including me and my sister(I had an extra ticket and I owed her). Now, people decide they're all going to dance and jump up and down and what not. Now, with people pressed together and the such, there was quite a lot of contact going on. Especially between me and a pretty girl in front of me. Now, you wouldn't think it'd happen at a time like that, but it did. I get an erection. The girl, with her butt bumpin' against my hips at an alarming rate, obviously gets what's going on and turns back to look at me and gives me the "Hey!" look. To which I respond with the "What do you expect!? It's not like I have a switch to turn it off!" look. She understood, shrugs and keeps on a bumpin' and grinding. I eventually had to move because it was starting to get MUCH worse. Well, it would have gotten REALLY nice for a short period of time(Come on, I was like 17), but then way way worse. And that's my odd little story. Ahem. |
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Title: Re: Embarassing Goo Moments Post by YoursGOOLY on Dec 5th, 2006, 11:14pm on 12/05/06 at 20:30:24, Johns_chick wrote:
At least he didn't sound irritated about it. :shh: Then I REALLY would have felt bad!! I didn't mean to "cop a feel!" LOL |
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Title: Re: Embarassing Goo Moments Post by the green o on Dec 6th, 2006, 12:46am I'm laughing at Christian's story. Thanks, I needed a good laugh tonight! I can understand how that could happen. I remember being at a show in Poughkeepsie on the Gutterflower tour where we were so packed together, it felt like we were all having some sort of "concert crowd sex" with our clothes on. Very weird feeling. |
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Title: Re: Embarassing Goo Moments Post by Johns_chick on Dec 6th, 2006, 9:02pm on 12/05/06 at 23:14:13, YoursGOOLY wrote:
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Title: Re: Embarassing Goo Moments Post by Johns_chick on Dec 6th, 2006, 9:09pm on 12/05/06 at 22:28:45, Christian wrote:
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Title: Re: Embarassing Goo Moments Post by blessed_by_goo on Dec 6th, 2006, 10:01pm my husband always says he'd only go to a goo show to spank some hiney.... I kinda forget about he male perspective at a show..... THANKS! Now I DON'T want him there. I'd kill him if he got an erection from some other chick. Although I know it's uncontrollable..... so are my feelings. I'd be devastated to know some other chick got him hard. LMAO..... at least after 11 years I can still say I'd be crushed. Most welcome a deterant. |
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Title: Re: Embarassing Goo Moments Post by Silvergirl on Dec 7th, 2006, 12:02am Christian!!! Bless your heart darlin" :nanner: Hey but ya know what...sometimes you gotta shrug..cuz It;s all goo~d ;D Paso Robles I wore a flippen tube top(it was the coolest shirt and I swear it was 100 degrees outside)...(ya'll know where this is going right??) I had 3rd row Center ish yeah during a Robby Jam..the baby twins made an guest appearence (you would think i learned my lesson..NOPE) have another drink...and put on my neighbor's GF shirt and Rock On |
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Title: Re: Embarassing Goo Moments Post by Christian on Dec 7th, 2006, 5:15am Let's hope it's the last time women laugh at my erection. ;D |
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Title: Re: Embarassing Goo Moments Post by Christian on Dec 7th, 2006, 11:58pm on 12/07/06 at 05:15:26, Christian wrote:
How to kill a thread in one post. *bows* |
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Title: Re: Embarassing Goo Moments Post by Shannon on Dec 8th, 2006, 3:19pm on 12/08/06 at 00:05:57, the blue o wrote:
Definitely!! That Goo moment made me laugh so hard. Those pesky adolescent hormones just have a mind of their own don't they? |
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Title: Re: Embarassing Goo Moments Post by Elestren on Dec 9th, 2006, 4:46pm Well, it's not all that embarassing, but when I went to my first Goo concert this July, when they were touring with the Counting Crows, me and my best friend, Christina were sitting in our seats, talking to each other, sayin', y'know, "I wonder who's playing first, Goos or Crows"... The singer from the Crows had already come out(with two children, persumably his sons--How cute!) and said some things. There were a couple girls behind us(who will be referred to as GBU). And..Well...Here's out it went down: GBU: OMG! It's him! Me: *thinks* What, the dude from the Counting--? HOLY SH*T!!!!!! I KNOW THAT HAIR, AND THOSE ARMS, AND I KNOW THAT TATTOO!!! *falls off seat* Christina(as she told me): I KNOW THAT BACK!!*hits head on barrier in front of us* So then, Johnny starts walking away, but he turns back, and(to our giggling and shrieking our appreciation) give us this LOOK. He must have been thinking either along th lines of "Oh, gimme a break" or "Oh yeah, I'm sexy" Yeah. It's not that embarassing, but I fell off my chair. And he looked at us cuz we were giggling and shrieking. :-[ There, that is my story and I am doen. p.s. I called Iris "Ivy" one time. :faint: |
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Title: Re: Embarassing Goo Moments Post by the orange o on Dec 10th, 2006, 5:15pm on 12/07/06 at 23:58:04, Christian wrote:
Haha, true. I wanted to reply to the below post. I thought that one was funnier than the original post - but I couldn't come up with anything witty to say... on 12/07/06 at 05:15:26, Christian wrote:
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Title: Re: Embarassing Goo Moments Post by caineggd on Dec 11th, 2006, 5:21pm LMFAO - This thread needs to go in the WOG humor hall of fame! It's been a long time... so none of yall probably even know who I am at all........ but... either way...... Okie... So I have 2 share. One isn't mine though.... I'll start with that one. So at my first goo show (june 16th 2002- 96wave bday bash, charleston, SC) I was outside in the crowd... (the show was at a baseball stadium) and I was talking to my friend Ashley who came with me... and this guy walked up to us, and he started talking to us.... this is the story I got: Apparently he had been at the music store earlier that day, looking at CDS, and he had picked up Gutterflower (not knowing what it was or who it was by or anything..) and was just kinda looking at it, trying to decide whether or not to buy it, so he looked over, sees some guy standing there a little bit down the row, so he walks over to ask the guy "hey man, do you know anything about this CD? how is it?" .... guess who that guy was- none other than Mr. Takac! LOL --- I don't know if this a true story but it sure made me laugh.... I still remember it over 4 years later too.... LOL.... how embarassing! Ok.... So now my oober embarassing moment (oh which one to pick...) well, april 21st of this year I was in Atlanta for a goo show..... showed up with no tix or anything, managed to get into the radio show, the show that night, and get meet and greet passes. (how this all happened... to this day I have no idea how I got so lucky..... ) so, about a year before Paul Westerberg and the Replacements had come to town (totally totally totally totally awesome show- no offense to the goos but I think westerberg may put on an equally awesome show... if not, real real real close..... for those of you who havent gotten to see him.... if he goes on tour again- you MUST see him. if you have to travel over 2500 miles you MUST see him..... ) ANYWAYS... back to topic... long story short, I ended up with the jacket that Westerberg wore during part of the show that he lit himself on fire at the end of the show in..... which was totally awesome..... but from moment one that one of the guys in the crew I got to know gave it to me, it made me think of johnny..... so... when I was in Atlanta I gave it to Mike to give to Johnny..... long story short again.... after the show right before they got onto the bus, johnny came up to me and said "you have no idea how much this means to me" and I had absolutely NO idea what to say!!!!!! LOL. it was raining... and I just stood there and looked at him like a complete and total dumba**..... I could have introduced myself, thanked him for putting on the rockin show.... anything!!! anything at all!!! rather I just stood there......... *smacks myself all over again.... I'm an idiot* (in my defense there was ALOT going on in my life at the time.... and there was the possibility that I was going to jail in 4 days as a result of some drama this guy caused me and alot of my friends...... but that's no excuse!) I cannot believe I just stood there...... as I walked away and he went to the bus I thought to scream "see you in New York" (which I was planning to fly to New York with some other friends the next day.... but made the responsible decision to go take care of legal problems and try to get myself a lawyer last minute....) *did end up seeing goo in New York in august......* where I accidentally sent my hat backstage.......... that was pretty embarassing too....... and now yall see why I didn't post my "meeting the goos experience"..... seemed like a GOOd opportunity to post a part of it though..... I can't believe I just stood there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Note to all fans: beware of sleep deprevation. spending 2 weeks in a car and bathing at national parks doesn't tend to leave one in the clearest mentality...... HEY CHRISTIAN: don't you wish we could make a living at making a$$es out of ourselves???????? |
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