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(Message started by: NeverFadeToGrey on Jan 15^th, 2007, 8:05pm)

Title: any 24 fans out there?
Post by NeverFadeToGrey on Jan 15^th, 2007, 8:05pm

since the jack bauer power hour started last night i was wondering if any of you guys watch that show...i looooooooooove that show :) lol in fact i think i'm up to 17 people now at work that i've gotten hooked on it lmao

Title: Re: any 24 fans out there?
Post by the purple o on Jan 15^th, 2007, 8:40pm

Yep! I'm watching it right now. :D

Title: Re: any 24 fans out there?
Post by the black o on Jan 15^th, 2007, 10:47pm

on 01/15/07 at 20:05:27, NeverFadeToGrey wrote:

OMG It's my all-time favourite show ever ever ever!!!!
I haven't watched the second 2 hour episode yet, since I had class so I missed the beginning of it. �I'm watching it tomorrow morning!! :)

Title: Re: any 24 fans out there?
Post by Christian on Jan 16^th, 2007, 12:33am

I'm still stuck in the previous season, I can't find the time to watch the DVD's. :-[ Needless to say, nobody kicks ass like Jack does.

Title: Re: any 24 fans out there?
Post by NeverFadeToGrey on Jan 16^th, 2007, 6:41am

i'm gettin ready to watch the second 2 epi from last night i've heard so much about the last hour i'm kinda scared to read what happened lol i wanna be surprised lol

Title: Re: any 24 fans out there?
Post by Shannon on Jan 16^th, 2007, 1:11pm

I've never watched this show but I was just discussing last night's episode with a friend. It was a hot topic on The View today as well. Sounds like I missed a good one.

Title: Re: any 24 fans out there?
Post by NeverFadeToGrey on Jan 17^th, 2007, 11:13am

what were they saying? i hate the view they get on my freaking nerves!! oh and i heard you can download it and any episode off of itunes...and i know you can buy a dvd of the first four hours to get caught up...we have it at walmart

and yes you did miss a good show :)

Title: Re: any 24 fans out there?
Post by NeverFadeToGrey on Jan 17^th, 2007, 11:14am

hehehe i saw this online during last years season and thought i'd post it here. die hard fans s hould get a kick out of it :)

It was only a matter of time:

If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.

If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.

Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

Jack Bauer�s calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.

If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it's definitely f&%#ing beef.

Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.

When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back.

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.

When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer f**king hates lemonade.

Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.

Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.

Jack Bauer once double teamed a girl.. by himself.

Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.

Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.

When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.

If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer's seat, she'd move to the back of the bus.

Your attraction to Jack Bauer in no way affects your sexual orientation.

Jack Bauer won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn't a big deal. He thinks yellow wristbands are gay.

Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.

Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better f&%#ing do it.

Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.

Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.

When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.

You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.

When Jack Bauer pisses into the wind, the wind changes direction.

Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.

When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.

Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Jack Bauer".

Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he's done it twice.

In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the f&%# have you done with your life?

Jack Bauer got Helen Keller to talk.

If you spell Jack Bauer in a Scrabble game, you win. Forever.

In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.

Jack Bauer can order a Big Mac at Burger King.

Guns don�t kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.

Jack Bauer laughs at the movie Mission Impossible. There is no such thing as an impossible mission for Jack.

Jack Bauer once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.

If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.

What color is Jack Bauer's blood? Trick question. Jack Bauer does not bleed.

It would only take 1 bullet for Jack Bauer to kill 50 Cent.

People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.

Sun Tzu once wrote, "If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you're f&%#ing dead."

Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.

Jack Bauer has been to Mars. That�s why there�s no life on Mars.

Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.

Every time you masturbate Jack Bauer kills a terrorist. Not because you masturbated, but because that is how often he kills terrorists.

When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Jack Bauer signal.

No man has ever used the phrase, "Jack Bauer is a ****" in a sentence and lived to tel.........

You walk into a bar and Jack Bauer's your wingman, you're probably gonna get laid.

It took Jack Bauer two minutes to beat a confession out of OJ.

Jack Bauer's family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.

After 7 minutes of interrogation at the hands of Jack Bauer, Tom Cruise admitted that he was gay.

If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.

Only Jack Bauer knows what�s going to happen at the end of Day 5. In order to keep it a secret, he killed Kiefer Sutherland

Title: Re: any 24 fans out there?
Post by Christian on Jan 17^th, 2007, 3:21pm

Those had me giggling quite a bit. ;D (MAN I wish I had Jack as a wingman...)

Title: Re: any 24 fans out there?
Post by NeverFadeToGrey on Jan 17^th, 2007, 4:16pm

sad thing is i've had many of the stupid things memorized lmao i've read and laughed at them so much lol (and whats even sadder...a lot of them are trueish lol)

Title: Re: any 24 fans out there?
Post by the black o on Jan 17^th, 2007, 10:11pm

I loved those alot ... I was laughing reading them this morning :) They are so true some of them. Thank you!! :D

Title: Re: any 24 fans out there?
Post by NeverFadeToGrey on Jan 18^th, 2007, 8:20am

i especially love the one about nina and batman/superman

Title: Re: any 24 fans out there?!
Post by Christian on Jan 18^th, 2007, 2:41pm

We all hate on Nina, sure, but she DID kill off Mrs. Bauer which made things a lot more interesting for Jack.

Title: Re: any 24 fans out there?
Post by the purple o on Jan 18^th, 2007, 4:09pm

Those are hilarious. Thanks for posting

Title: Re: any 24 fans out there?
Post by NeverFadeToGrey on Jan 19^th, 2007, 2:12am

in all honesty i like nina she was one of the more interesting characters but i tell ya someone i couldn't stand sherry palmer ugg lol

Title: Re: any 24 fans out there?
Post by Christian on Jan 19^th, 2007, 2:20am

Ugh, I know. That woman bugged me. I miss David Palmer though.

Title: Re: any 24 fans out there?
Post by NeverFadeToGrey on Jan 19^th, 2007, 8:09am

yes i loved president palmer seeing those allstate ads make me miss him more lol this pres palmer just doesn't cut it for me lol

Title: Re: any 24 fans out there?
Post by NeverFadeToGrey on Jan 25^th, 2007, 9:38am

so w hat do you guys think of this season so far? i can't stand the presidents aid i guess its this president's mike novik (who i dearly miss) he seems like a weasel to me like he's involved or something