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(Message started by: the white o on Sep 6^th, 2006, 8:53pm)

Title: THIS IS FOR YOU SHANNON!!!
Post by the white o on Sep 6^th, 2006, 8:53pm

A cute little thing my sister sent me, it's really cute, and I really had a bad day, and it made me laugh and it cheered me up. I'm starting this one off for Shannon, our WoG Mom *love*....

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Shannon!
1. Shannon can use only about ten percent of her brain.
2. South Australia was the first place to allow Shannon to stand for parliament.
3. Shannon has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap!
4. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Shannon'!
5. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Shannon, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
6. Shannon is only six percent water!
7. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Shannon.
8. Shannon is the last letter of the Greek alphabet.
9. The fingerprints of Shannon are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
10. Shannon can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.

These are facts combined with our name. :D

and here is the link:
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Lauren&gender=f

Title: Re: THIS IS FOR YOU SHANNON!!!
Post by tkc1989 on Sep 7^th, 2006, 10:52am

LOL this website is so funny! Here are mine :P

1. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Tim has 7.
2. Tim was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons!
3. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Tim, though it may feel uncomfortable!
4. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Tim.
5. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Tim!
6. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Tim!
7. Tim is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
8. It's bad luck for a flag to touch Tim!
9. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Tim.
10. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Tim.

Title: Re: THIS IS FOR YOU SHANNON!!!
Post by Shannon on Sep 7^th, 2006, 12:40pm

HA! This is cute. Thanks Lauren.

Title: Re: THIS IS FOR YOU SHANNON!!!
Post by IrethGoo on Sep 7^th, 2006, 1:48pm

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mar�a Jos�!
All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Mar�a Jos�.
Mar�a Jos� can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast!
The military salute is a motion that evolved from medieval times, when knights in armour raised their visors to reveal Mar�a Jos�!
You share your birthday with Mar�a Jos�.
Some hotels in Las Vegas have Mar�a Jos� floating in their swimming pools.
The word 'samba' means 'to rub Mar�a Jos�'.
Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Mar�a Jos�', hated Mar�a Jos� and only wrote the book at her publisher's request!
Scientists believe that Mar�a Jos� began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
Olive oil was used for washing Mar�a Jos� in the ancient Mediterranean world.
Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Mar�a Jos� has 7!

lol ;D

Title: Re: THIS IS FOR YOU SHANNON!!!
Post by the white o on Sep 10^th, 2006, 6:34pm

I never posted mine, they are hilarious!!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lauren!

1. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Lauren floating in their swimming pools.
2. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Lauren!
3. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Lauren.
4. Lauren can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
5. Lauren is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.
6. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Lauren had to pay a special Lauren tax!
7. If you chew gum while peeling Lauren then it will stop you from crying.
8. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained Lauren.
9. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Lauren.
10. In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Lauren.

;D ;D

Title: Re: THIS IS FOR YOU SHANNON!!!
Post by sympathy_0 on Sep 11^th, 2006, 5:04pm

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Forbes !
Forbes can't drink - he absorbs water from his surroundings by osmosis.
Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Forbes !
Apples are covered with a thin layer of Forbes !
Forbes can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee!
Michelangelo finished his great statue of Forbes in 1504, after eighteen months work.
Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Forbes .
Two grams of Forbes provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
A lump of Forbes the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
Forbes is the world's smallest mammal.
It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Forbes !

Title: Re: THIS IS FOR YOU SHANNON!!!
Post by the red o on Sep 11^th, 2006, 5:26pm

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Nicole!
1. Nicole is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
2. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at Nicole.
3. You share your birthday with Nicole.
4. The colour of Nicole is no indication of her spiciness, but size usually is.
5. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes Nicole.
6. Nicole is 984 feet tall.
7. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Nicole.
8. Nicole was declared extinct in 1902! oh no!
9. Nicole can't sweat.
10. Nicole has 118 ridges around the edge!

Title: Re: THIS IS FOR YOU SHANNON!!!
Post by Saz_Goo on Sep 13^th, 2006, 4:52pm

Haha, all of these are awesome!!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Saz!
1. Saz is the world's largest rodent!
2. More people are killed by Saz each year than die in aeroplane accidents!
3. Saz has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
4. Saz has only one weakness - the colour yellow!
5. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Saz!
6. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Saz and compline!
7. The risk of being struck by Saz is one occurence every 9,300 years!
8. Olive oil was used for washing Saz in the ancient Mediterranean world!
9. Saz is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
10. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Saz.

Heh, I think the last one is my favourite... ;)

Title: Re: THIS IS FOR YOU SHANNON!!!
Post by the red o on Sep 13^th, 2006, 5:33pm

on 09/13/06 at 16:52:28, Saz_Goo wrote:

9. Saz is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
10. The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Saz.

We're both fruits, not vegetables! It's cool, I'd rather be a little fruity than be a vegetable...

You just stay out of the US, you people blinder.

Title: Re: THIS IS FOR YOU SHANNON!!!
Post by the white o on Sep 13^th, 2006, 8:00pm

on 09/11/06 at 17:26:09, the red o wrote:

6. Nicole is 984 feet tall.

Wow, you are very tall, did you know that? LOL!

Title: Re: THIS IS FOR YOU SHANNON!!!
Post by the red o on Sep 14^th, 2006, 10:09pm

on 09/13/06 at 20:00:39, the white o wrote:

Wow, you are very tall, did you know that? LOL!

Actually I'm only 5'6". But I feel 984 feet tall in family pictures. My two sisters and mother are all 5'2" or shorter so I look like a giant monster in comparison. I keep telling my parents to admit I'm adopted but they swear I'm not...

Title: Re: THIS IS FOR YOU SHANNON!!!
Post by the white o on Sep 15^th, 2006, 1:33pm

on 09/14/06 at 22:09:51, the red o wrote:

Awww, my sister is 5'8", but then again, she is also 17 years old, and I'm 21 and 5'6" as well.

AHAHAHA...I look too much like my mother to be adopted!!