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Re: Embarassing Goo Moments
« on: Dec 4th, 2006, 3:16pm » |
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Are ya sure ya wanna hear this LOL...
Vegas 2003.....once upon a time a goober and her sis hopped a flight to sin city to see their fave band..ring in the goo year, like most girls she wanted to wear something a little fancy and a little sexy...it's NYE and it's her first time in Vegas C'mon  ...So she picks out this little black halter number with a little satin tie in back, now she is a bit ahem *cough* modest in the chest and wanted a bit of ooopmph and really didn't feel like nippin..so thought some pasties would be appropriate...(really she was afraid some yahoo would reach out and untie the little satin ribbon).. So off to Caesars NYE day..Victoria's Secret was an absolute madhouse..Kmart during a blue light special I swear to GOD!!! panties were flying..grown women were going to blows..dude it was ugly! I see thes silicone stick~a~ma Boobies...It seemed like a good idea at the time, they were the only ones left..and the hyena's were circling me..freakin me out a little...60 $ later..OY!!!
So far so good..looked great felt great..I was enjoying the show...however I hadn't read the Cinderella Clause..who reads the fine print anyway?? midnight comes..and I can not only feel but I can hear these things decompressing....OH GOD..so now I am trying to smoosh them back on, and which looks like me feeling myself up...so I come clean to all those around me re: my dilemma, the guys laugh..the women are much more sympathetic offer tips on duct tape 
So I warn everyone that I am cutting the girls loose and hollor BOMBS AWAY and shake em to the floor and I boot em'....about 15 min later I see some dood (far) off to my right slip a little and bend down..I'm thinkin goo god NO, he is going to pick them up and throw em and Johnny is going to get beaned it the head with my stick~a~ma boobs...and I am going to be completly mortified  but thank god I didn't see any boobs
take flight...So there ya have it folks...a new story for all those who hadn't heard it before
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Teri~
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Re: Embarassing Goo Moments
« Reply #1 on: Dec 4th, 2006, 4:43pm » |
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Hmm
When I went to my first GGD concert (this summer) I didn't know the John, Robby or Mikes name. All I knew was the lead vocalists last name was Rzeznik. 
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Re: Embarassing Goo Moments
« Reply #2 on: Dec 4th, 2006, 9:19pm » |
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on Dec 4th, 2006, 3:16pm, Silvergirl wrote:Are ya sure ya wanna hear this LOL...
Vegas 2003.....once upon a time a goober and her sis hopped a flight to sin city to see their fave band..ring in the goo year, like most girls she wanted to wear something a little fancy and a little sexy...it's NYE and it's her first time in Vegas C'mon ...So she picks out this little black halter number with a little satin tie in back, now she is a bit ahem *cough* modest in the chest and wanted a bit of ooopmph and really didn't feel like nippin..so thought some pasties would be appropriate...(really she was afraid some yahoo would reach out and untie the little satin ribbon).. So off to Caesars NYE day..Victoria's Secret was an absolute madhouse..Kmart during a blue light special I swear to GOD!!! panties were flying..grown women were going to blows..dude it was ugly! I see thes silicone stick~a~ma Boobies...It seemed like a good idea at the time, they were the only ones left..and the hyena's were circling me..freakin me out a little...60 $ later..OY!!!
So far so good..looked great felt great..I was enjoying the show...however I hadn't read the Cinderella Clause..who reads the fine print anyway?? midnight comes..and I can not only feel but I can hear these things decompressing....OH GOD..so now I am trying to smoosh them back on, and which looks like me feeling myself up...so I come clean to all those around me re: my dilemma, the guys laugh..the women are much more sympathetic offer tips on duct tape
So I warn everyone that I am cutting the girls loose and hollor BOMBS AWAY and shake em to the floor and I boot em'....about 15 min later I see some dood (far) off to my right slip a little and bend down..I'm thinkin goo god NO, he is going to pick them up and throw em and Johnny is going to get beaned it the head with my stick~a~ma boobs...and I am going to be completly mortified but thank god I didn't see any boobs
take flight...So there ya have it folks...a new story for all those who hadn't heard it before
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HAHAHAHAHAHA omg i just fell outta my chair! girl that is too funny!
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Re: Embarassing Goo Moments
« Reply #3 on: Dec 4th, 2006, 9:55pm » |
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HOLY SHIT TERI......
I am laughing so hard hubby just came down from bed to find out why I was laughing!!!!!
I laugh also because I just had a similar experience at a goo show.....
OMG....
ok I went to Walmart looking for a little extra support....
(sorry guys) but after breastfeeding two kids I have little to brag about anymore they sag so bad it ain't funny....
So I fig ok I got this kick ass shirt, but it reveals cleavage i no longer can keep up on my own. So ANYWAY I got to Walmart and buy some of those silicone filled inserts that you put under your puppies too boost 'em.
TAKE THIS AS A WORD OF ADVICE DON'T BUY THESE IF YOU INTEND ON SWEATING LIKE I DO AT A GOO SHOW!!!! Talk about slippery When Wet!
I had bought the whole assembly two fake boobs and a nice boob pusher bra, I had it all goin on.
Well I wore it on the WORST day possible to the New Hampshire show this summer....98 degrees and 100 percent humidity. i had a press pit pass, I'm up there taking snap shots of the guys. You only have the 1st three songs from the set to snap like a mad person and I'm sweating like pig! All of a sudden as I stand just below my man in bright lights....I feel the suckers sliding outta the holster. OMG, OMG, OMG......what the hell do I do. It's gonna fall to the ground and burst like a water balloon and since I am one of few up there...it will be seen by all (ESPECIALLY JOHN). I'm trying to make it look like I'm manuvering the camera around and fidgiting with that, all the while I'm giving myself the most maddened feel job you've ever seen in your life. I still to this day say that John had a sneaking suspicion I was getting off or something. I finally managed to move the slimey basturd to an armpit and hold her firmly till I returned (happily) to my seat to remove them both...... OMG
the whole moment of the press pit pass was totally ruined thanks to my vein efforts to possess what I nolonger got.
Thanks Teri.... I havn't laughed that hard in a
L O N G TIME!
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Re: Embarassing Goo Moments
« Reply #4 on: Dec 4th, 2006, 9:57pm » |
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and your K~mart Blue light special comment brought back some happy memories of laughter from Detroit ...so thanks for that as well.....
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Re: Embarassing Goo Moments
« Reply #5 on: Dec 4th, 2006, 10:01pm » |
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another goeey screw up....not nearly as funny but an honest to god mouth in motion before brain was in gear moment....
I'm standing outside the portland Dome collecting for USA Harvest.... and Brad comes walking out and I go HEY KOREL....he says I'm not Koral, I'm Brad .....
NOW you all know I know who the hell they are ..... 
TOTAL BRAIN FART!
What could i say  ....as he stands there looking at me like dugh  ....I just said thats what I meant .....
I'm such an idiot!
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Re: Embarassing Goo Moments
« Reply #6 on: Dec 4th, 2006, 10:21pm » |
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Kari....you totally crack me up. I miss your humor around here. What a story!
Teri....your experience was classic as well.
I think the rule of thumb here is don't mess with mother nature....lol
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Re: Embarassing Goo Moments
« Reply #7 on: Dec 4th, 2006, 10:42pm » |
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AMEN SISTA
and you should all know I would never post that anywhere BUT here..... LOL
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Re: Embarassing Goo Moments
« Reply #8 on: Dec 4th, 2006, 10:45pm » |
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I noticed that little tid bit was conveniently omitted from the review over the summer It just makes your review, experience and post that much better knowing this now 
Poor Drew/Shade/blue O. He's going to regret starting this post now. It's all about the girls and their many malfunctions....lol
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Re: Embarassing Goo Moments
« Reply #9 on: Dec 4th, 2006, 11:14pm » |
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Hey look at John...he had a bunch of sistas running around....look at the man he turned out to be.
This is GOOd stuff he may wanna pay attention.
Get some good tips it will help him understand the female species better and he'll benefit.
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